I am pretty sure that Mokou’s interests in the Western Myths would have taken a huge blow if she had seen a single episode of Pollon

[[I am speechless.

This is the kind of things that would mangle Mokou’s interest in eternity.

I— That was a harsh blow, weon, wow.]]

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[[Iron nailing it like a pro]]

ask-granny-tewi:

Ooohoohoo. This number-one beauTEI does not mind if people look at her.

Eeeheeheeheeheehee. Just be sure ta stay faithful to yer wifey or I’ll bonk ya.

“Woman, if ya want to be an exhibitionist, I’m sure the Tengu Village is a much better podium than a mansion in the woods. And who do ya take me for! ‘Course I’ll stay loyal to Teruyo, our marriage is based in more than beauty!”

Go back where you belong, Dreamer.

[[You can’t stop me.

I’ll follow my dreams.

Like the black guy that turns into a jet.

That’s me.]]

You think I am going to go easy on you just because you are an RP blog, do you

[[I’d hit you in your bitch mouth of you went easy on me, you mis—

JAIDIIIIII

JAIDIIIIII

EI LA TRISTE LA PU CI TA

ITALIAN IS SERIOUSLY THE CUTE BARKING PUPPY OF LANGUAGES, I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS]]

traditional-reporter-of-fantasy said: DDC EX stage = Arabic Mokou

بركان فوجيياما!

I do not think you quite understood the full implications of what you unleashed

[[OH RYO, BABY, I LOVE IT WHEN YOU GET FIERCE.

KILL ME BABY <3]]

[[At this point, since we are already messing around with languages and all, I think it’s only right I reveal the final boss of Touhou 14 to you all after some serious Skype conferences with my pal ZUN:

Portuguese Kaguya.]]

unmovinggreatlibrary:

ryo-maybe:

TUTU-TUUU-TUTUTU

CHILEAN POLICE? YES I HAVE A SPECIAL REQUEST

IT’S ABOUT TERRORISMIN YOUR AREA, THE PSYCHOLOGICAL AND FIENDISH KIND

Unfortunately for you, Herrera will tell them to ignore it, and then he will deliver a haymaker to your gut.

Then he’ll go back in time and fiction and stomp Shota Cordelia Ransom’s fucking face in, at which point you will cheer even through your lack of breath, because fuck that little shitbag.

[[THIS KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER]]

ryo-maybe:

No no no no okay okay, I got it, I friggin’ got it, it’s ‘let’s wear Ryo?’s psyche down’ Night, right

Let’s make me hungry and stab my unbeating heart for the sake of it

Let’s do it guys

you fiends

[[AHAHAH OK OK SORRY

HAVE A SOOTHING PIANO VERSION OF SEIGA’S THEME AS AN APOLOGY]]